I got another good one .... my boss .... I have to tell you that I work for a Foreign Government and my boss and some others in the office are those spoiled rotten DIPLOMATS .... He is an absolutley health freakand just as much stuck up!
I told him about a week ago, that I don't like it if people always asking me about my weight (to give him a hint) so today, he came into my office to give me some paperwork to take care of and out of the blue moon he asked me, well I'm not gonna ask you how much you lost, but I was wondering if you have a regular BOWEL MOVEMENT since eating that little ...
I busted out loud laughing and thought WTF? and answered - Mine is good, how about yours ????????????? Instead of shocking him, he started to tell me all his little problems and I thought OMG please help me here, isn't it about time to leave