Almost40 Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Very cute everyone! It's nice to read something funny on here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAMMIE Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 The waitress approaches you with a concerned look and asks if everything was okay with your meal because you did not eat much of it. SO TRUE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursemom Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 how about.....you know you are a bandster when you get nervous watching TV commercials for something big and bready and you are thinking HOW do people eat ALL OF THAT FOOD?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Bump! Because I think this thread is great! You might be a bandster when it makes you happy to get a needle poked into your belly! Ahhh restriction! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyNewLife Posted September 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Bump! Because I think this thread is great! You might be a bandster when it makes you happy to get a needle poked into your belly! Ahhh restriction! Here ya go Angie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Here ya go Angie! Carrie - you are the BEST!! I think the search has something against me! Just kidding! Okay - you know you are a bandster when...... Your 22 month old and you share plates. When your pant draw strings are wayyyy longer that you remember them being. When all your girlfriends want to "split" lunch with you and fight over who gets to! LMAO! When you are out to breakfast with your family, you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. Upon arriving back at the table you are greeted by the "LOOK" from EVERYONE. Ya know the look that says...are you alright. You break the silence and say, I had to go to the bathroom. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyNewLife Posted September 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 ok... I got one, this happened to me at the football game last night.... You now you are a bandster when your kids (12 and 13) know just as much about protein, carbs and calories as you do. I asked my step son to go to the concession stand and see if they had any "meat" (hamburger patty or sausage). He came back and told me that they had sold out of the meat, the only thing they had was hotdogs...ANYWAY the lady said "we have some fries, you want some fries" My 12 year old looked at the lady and said, "Uhmmmmm no thank you, they are full of CARBS".......LMAO!!! I said what did she say, he said she just looked at me.....PRICELESS! Carrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Carrie - that is so awesome! Think how much better your kiddos' eating habits are going to be since you have been banded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristi Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 These are so great... I haven't laughed so hard in a while.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 You might be a bandster if.....you call your hubby into the kitchen to taste test the food, so you don't eat your dinner before the dinner actually starts! I have been using my hubby more and more. If I don't, then I don't have the hunger to eat......or the room..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyNewLife Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 You might be a bandster if.....you call your hubby into the kitchen to taste test the food, so you don't eat your dinner before the dinner actually starts! I have been using my hubby more and more. If I don't, then I don't have the hunger to eat......or the room..... Angie that is HYSTERICAL!!!! LMAO!!! I thought I was the only one who did this...TOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Carrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 This was my experience this weekend. You pack your winter pj's that you last wore in May only too realize that if it were not for your hips they would fall to the floor. Then, when you have to go outside at 7 am to get your nephews car seats before your brother leaves, you make sure your pj top is long enough to cover the 5 inches of underwear that are showing above your pj bottoms so that both you and the neighbors are not embarrassed. Hobby Lobby here I come 'cause I need some elastic to remedy this situation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyodieter Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 You know your a bandster when.... You are still chewing the olive from your bloody mary, and every one else is on there second round of drinks and you haven't even taken a sip out of your first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 When you share a single serving portion with you son and feel satisfied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamworthit Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Ok, these are all very funny so I had to add my own. You know you are a bandster when you walk through a department store and find yourself in the plus sized section only to think, "these clothes are WAY too big - who fits in them"? You know you are a bandster when your husband won't make eye contact with you in a restaurant because he is worried about you pushing the food around on your plate. You know you are a bandster when you have 3 bites of something and feel full - resriction is amazing, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charelle Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 You know you are a *NEW* bandster when you are on the MSN homepage & notice the ad for "Flattering dresses for sexy, full-figured women" and think, "Maybe I should wait a few months because those may be too big by then...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 The bowls you eat out of for meals, hold 1 cup of food. All your friends can't wait until you drop a size so they can have your cloths. You cut up your own food more than you do your 22 month olds......yes, that is me! Last but not least, I know I am a bandster, when I am ADDICTED TO THIS FORUM! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odave Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 I thought this would be something really fun to do. I read this on another site and have laughed so much at it... I will give some examples................You look at the serving size of Triscuts and think "7 crackers - I'll never eat all those, so you take 3 and are full" You can make more then one meal out of a can of Tuna. A thimble of vodka gives you a buzz- a cap full gets you wasted. The guys at my works will ask what everyone wants to eat for Lunch and when they get to me they will say "Just order her a BEAN!" LISA yours is still one of my favorites!!!!- Get pulled over and Cop tells you to get a new drivers license!! Carrie When you order off the kids menu and the server asks "How many kid plates do YOU need to order" I was there when it happened to a friend that was banded in the US about 3 years ago... Needless to say we left QUICKLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennHB Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 I had one waitress take my meal off the bill because I didn't eat very much of it and she didn't believe me when I said "no, I really liked it, I am just full!" LoL. I tipped her well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msbehaved Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 When the lady at TJ maxx asks how old your baby is... I was buying little baby size travel snack cups for my cottage cheese at work lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyhart77 Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 These are great!! Cant wait to add some of my own!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 When after a fill, you decline lunch dates for the first week after for fear of the PB. I recently had my fill topped off and now I am leary of an "out to eat" situation until I adjust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matilda617 Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 When the lady at TJ maxx asks how old your baby is...I was buying little baby size travel snack cups for my cottage cheese at work lol Wow- I am impressed by your weight loss!! I am seriously considering the procedure- do you have any regrets? Have you had problems with the PB'ing? (sounds terrible and the reason I am scared). Thanks- Leah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magkai1 Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 These are funny! Only to us unique humans, though. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngieB Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 When you can maintence your "area" again, and have the razor burn to prove it! I swear, I felt like Chewbacca! My husband laughs when I say that, and says it wasn't that bad! Just the fact that he said, "it wasn't that bad," is bad enough! Thank goodness for NSV! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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